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Brentwood started badly, even by their sleepy standards. Tackles were being missed left, right and centre, the ball was being thrown away and also lost in contact. The only positive was that the strange flying things that had spent the hour before the match dive-bombing innocent bystanders seemed to be subsiding. Chingford were in control and deservedly so but Brentwood were starting to get their act together and from a good break from Jordan Hill got themselves in an attacking position. The pass however was forward and Brentwood could not shove Chingford off the ball at the scrum. Despite this the Brentwood back row were up quickly and forced Chingford into knocking on in a tackle. William Bassenger bashed up the middle, the ball went to Elliot who made a half break, committing two defenders to him, which put Tim in space, and he raced into the corner to score. The difficult conversion was missed, 5-0 Brentwood.

The good work was undone though as Chingford were straight through all the defence from the restart. Sam Fry was left one on one with his opposite number and despite an initial girly slap which I assume was meant to be a handoff from the Chingford player, Sam got his man in touch to save a try. Unfortunately Chingford nicked the lineout and some nice hands saw them over for a good score. The conversion was kicked, 7-5 to Chingford.

The next restart was much the same as the last with Chingford running the ball straight back down the touchline but this time there were no tackles and Chingford were straight in to increase the lead. The conversion was good, 14-5 Chingford and half time.

Onlookers knew it was bad as coach Ian adopted that stance – hands on head, grimace on face and if he’d been wearing a hat it most certainly would have been off!

The second half started off just as badly as the first half ended, Chingford running straight through and scoring again, the conversion went over and the score was 21-5 to Chingford. It looked like game over…but Brentwood was having none of it. And so the come back began. A bad box kick went straight to Sam Morgan who ran it back, straightened his line and sent out a good pass to Joel Ison who put the burners on and raced into the corner. Another difficult conversion was just missed, 21-10 to Chingford.

Brentwood’s next try came swiftly afterwards as a result of some great running rugby. James Paton at centre made the break, he passed it to Sam Morgan who did well to take the pass which was above his head, James your team mates aren’t quite your height yet! Roland, in the attacking line from fullback, received the pass from Sam, drew the defender and passed to Joel who was on hand to speed in for the finish. Conversion was again not the easiest and was missed. 21-15 to Chingford.

Chingford then struck back. Brentwood conceded a penalty and Chingford put in a very good kick, giving them a lineout 5 metres out. Brentwood stole the lineout but knocked on, scrum for Chingford. A number 8 pick up from the scrum saw Chingford set up a ruck on the blindside only metres short of the line and when their prop, not the smallest of players, popped up on the wing for the pass a score was inevitable. Joel put in a brave effort but from that range there would only be one winner. The conversion was missed. 26-15 to Chingford.

Things were seemingly getting worse as a scrum where Brentwood put on no pressure what so ever gave the Chingford kicker what seemed like an eternity to clear his lines and the ball went straight over Sam Fry’s head before bouncing for him very unkindly. However he eventually managed to collect it did extremely well to run straight back through the Chingford defence to gain ground from a very good kick. A maul was set up and William did his usual come from absolutely nowhere with the ball. Finding himself in a large amount of space, something probably quite daunting to a prop, he passed to Jordan who used the space to go in at the corner. The conversion was close but not quite there, 26-20 and suddenly Brentwood could win the game with a converted try.

Chingford regained possession from the restart and put in a clever kick with the aim of keeping Brentwood as far away from their try line as possible. Brentwood took the lineout cleanly and the ball was whizzed out quickly to Jordan who managed to find a hole in the middle of the Chingford defence and ran straight through. He managed to step the full back and with every Brentwood supporter who was aware of the score screaming, “POSTS! POSTS!” he dived over just to the side of them. 26-25 Chingford. The conversion looked relatively easy but with only a minute remaining and the kick desperately needed to win it was no easy kick. Under huge pressure Adam Mathias calmly stepped up and slotted it. The Brentwood fans went nuts. 27-26 to Brentwood but Chingford were already racing back to take a quick restart.

There looked set to be another twist in the tale as the ball took an unfortunate deflection off of Roland’s head, causing chaos amongst the Brentwood players trying to tidy up and in the kafuffle Chingford got the ball back. Fortunately the Brentwood defenders managed to wrap the man up and a maul was set up. The Chingford players shoved and were starting to edge towards the try line but the Brentwood forwards arranged themselves and put on a counter shove. The maul lurched back and forth for some time until finally with one last mighty shove the Brentwood boys got it into touch. The full time whistle went, 27-26 to Brentwood, a great, highly entertaining game and a good end to a good season.

Brentwood Rugby Football Club Under 14's

Fixtures & Results

(Click on "Report" for full match report)

Played 23 - Won 17 - Drawn 2 - Lost 4 - Points F-737 A-191

2005
Sep 25th v Harlow (away) Won 72-0 Report
Oct 2nd v Braintree (home) Draw 12-12
Oct 9th v Westcombe Park (away) Won 62-0 Report
Oct 16th v Rochford (away) Won 42-0
Oct 23rd v Woodford (away) Lost 19-24
Oct 30th V Cambridge (away) Won 49-0
Nov 6th v Colchester (away) Won 29-10
Nov 13th v Barking (away) Won 24-12
Nov 20th v Upminster (away) Won 48-0 Report
Nov 27th v Stanford (away) Cancelled
Dec 4th Essex Cup v Stanford (away) Won 85-0 Report
Dec 11th v Westcliff (home) Won 38 - 0 Report
Dec 18th v Braintree (away) Cancelled
2006
Jan 8th v Sth Woodham Ferrers (away) Won 19-10 Report
Jan 15th Essex Cup v Rochford (away) Won 52-5 Report
Jan 22nd v Chelmsford (away) Won 24-14 Report
Jan 29th v Thurrock (home) Cancelled
Feb 5th v Medway (home) Lost 14 - 19 Report
Feb 12th No Fixture (Training)
Feb 19th v Harlow (home) Won 43-7 Report
Feb 26th v Chingford (away) Lost 14 -21 Report
Mar 5th Essex Cup v Thurrock (home) Won 25-0 Report
Mar 12th v Eton Manor (home) Won 17-0 Report
Mar 19th v Shelford (away) Draw 15-15 Report
Mar 26th No Fixture (Training)
Apr 2nd Essex Cup Final v Westcliff Won 10-5 Report

Apr 9th v Bishops Stortford (home) Lost 12-26 Report
Apr 16th No Fixture (Easter)
Apr 22nd/23rd Tour Bognor Regis (see Bognor 2006 Tour link)
Apr 30th v Chingford (away) Won 27-26 Report

Message From Keith

Dear all,

I have booked the clubhouse for the evening of Friday 19th May for our end of season presentation evening. Fun starts at 19:30 and we have to vacate by 23:30.

There will be a disco & buffet & I believe the bar may well be open.

Please come along & celebrate our boys memorable season. We will be presenting them with trophies for their fantastic achievement in the Essex Cup along with Player Of The Year.

I should have tickets printed by Wednesday next week / tour weekend.
If you could let me know your ticket requirements ASAP, I can work out the ticket price.

All the best & have a good Easter!!
Keith

With no subs, Miles normally a winger (who hasn’t played for months) at full back and the scrum half playing flanker, what could we expect? Not perhaps the catalogue of errors that featured through out the first half. Bad decisions, missing lineout ball, knock ons, constant missed tackles and where oh where were the forwards.
There was the occasional flash of good play like when Brentwood put on a good shove and held up the Bishop Stortford to prevent them scoring but then seconds later it all went to pot from the resultant 5 metre scrum and Bishop Stortford ran straight through and under the posts for their first try. No tackles!
Del at this point was puce and whilst Bishop Stortford duly converted he did the team ‘ticking off’ under the posts!
Things didn’t get any better from then on and Bishop Stortford ran through all the forwards to score their second try, which was again converted, 14-0.
At this point Billy got a bit cross and tried a bit of motivational shouting at his team mates. Funny, he sounded remarkably like Del!
Further missed tackles led to Bishop Stortford’s third try and with the conversion kicked at half time Brentwood were 21-0 down.
The second half started with the boys looking a little more lively with some good driving and pressure but unfortunately more missed tackles cost us another try, 26-0.
The boys continued to improve and started to play some proper rugby, which led to them having a try held up. They were obviously now fully awake and managed to string a whole series of passes together resulting in James Paton scoring a try which was swiftly converted by Stuart Frith, 26-7.
There were then some good runs made by Jordan Hill, linking with Sam Fry and some good drives from Brentwood put Bishop Stortford back in their own half. Brentwood’s final try came from a penalty taken in by William Bassenger and passed quickly to Luke Dennis who went over in the corner. 26-12 to Bishop Stortford.
All in all a much better second half performance and indeed, as coach Kevin said, “We won the second half.”
This weeks match report has been done under duress by Kerry Bassenger standing in for usual match reporter Becky as she snuck off to Twickenham to watch Wasps…

You could feel the nervous tension in the air in the hours building up to kick off and not just because the Deltours bus didn't look like it was going to turn up! I've never heard the boys so quiet and as the men were also a bundle of nerves (not that they'd admit it!) they had to break open the beers at around 10 o'clock. Yes we are talking 10 in the morning!
The boys looked happier once they were out warming up and Ian gave his team talk, emphasising the need for no lip and for the forwards to hit Westcliff early and give the backs the platform they need. And then the match finally kicked off!
The start however didn't go to plan. It seemed nerves were playing a big part in the very slow start as the boys weren't performing to their usual high standards. Gradually though the Brentwood boys looked to be getting into the game and were putting together a good passage of play until Westcliff turned the ball over and went charging down the middle. Fortunately Roland was on hand to make a thumping tackle, probably a try saving one. Brentwood then gained a couple of penalties and got themselves into the Westcliff half but lost the ball. Westcliff capitalised on this Brentwood mistake and made good ground and inside the Brentwood 22 sent through a great kick. Despite the covering Brentwood player's best efforts Westcliff regained possession and went over to score a try. The conversion hit the post and Westcliff were 5-0 up.
It seemed that the Brentwood boys head's visibly dropped, not being used to chasing games too often this season, but fortunately half time came.
The half time talk must have been inspired. I'm told by my sources that Ian said "You've had your 25 minutes warm up now go out and win" but regardless of whether this is true or not whatever he said worked as Brentwood came out after the break and blew Westcliff away, the nerves seemed to have vanished and Brentwood seemed to have got their belief back.
Chris McCarthy continued making good breaks as he had done in the first half and there was some good picking up and going around the fringes of the rucks from both Sam Morgan and Rob Finnerty. The rest of the forwards also upped a gear, forming a powerful maul which surged from some way out over the try line. It was judged to have been held up and Brentwood had the scrum. From the scrum Brentwood set up another maul which was bought down just before the line and William Bassenger picked and went to gain a further bit of ground. The ball was recycled and Rob Finnerty went over to score, the conversion was missed and the scores were level at 5 all.
Brentwood now visibly believed they could win and Sam Morgan's run from a quick tapped penalty summed up the new Brentwood energy as he bounced a Westcliff player off his head in a storming run. The Westcliff player was unfortunately injured due to this and had to be stretchered off the pitch, Sam you must have one hard head!
After the stoppage Brentwood continued to exert pressure and a neat break from captain Michael Dennis looked to have put Joel in acres of space only for play to be called back for a forward pass. Not long after, on the opposite side of the pitch, some good breaks and interlinking between Sam Fry and Jordan Hill sent Michael down the touchline and heading for the corner where he was just caught short and put out.
From the lineout something very surreal happened; Chris McCarthy managed to take a magnificent two handed catch on the opposition throw in! Another maul was set up and went to ground but the ball was recycled very quickly and Adam Mathias did well to keep play moving quickly, getting the ball and quickly moving it to James Paton at centre. James crashed into the Westcliff defence and managed to stretch far enough to put the ball down just over the line, 10-5 Brentwood and with the time remaining if the conversion was scored the worst case scenario would have been a draw and extra time. Billy Aldous though can always be relied on to miss vital kicks and had his conversion attempt charged down! (Apparently I always abuse Billy in the match report so why change a habit! In fairness to Billy though Westcliff did extremely well to get to the ball as it was an extremely well struck kick.) 10-5 to Brentwood and only 5 minutes remaining!
From the restart Brentwood tried to keep the pressure up but conceded a turnover and Westcliff hoofed the ball down field for their players to chase. Roland was unlucky as the ball stopped before it went in to the goal area and he had to play it but he did extremely well to stay on his feet long enough for support to arrive. Due to a maul being set up and going to ground without Brentwood being able to get the ball Westcliff had an attacking scrum too close to the Brentwood line for comfort and as the forwards packed down for the scrum I thought somebody was going to have to bring me an oxygen tank and by the sounds of things I wasn't the only one who felt that way! Thankfully Matt Whaley, always so lethally quick with his hooking, managed to snaffle the ball against the head and the ball was cleared into touch. Surely the final whistle but no, there was still time for the lineout and it was all still too close to the Brentwood line. Brentwood again managed to regain possession, I'm not sure if they stole the lineout or turned the ball over or what, I was too busy screaming but the ball was again kicked towards the touchline, and after what seemed like an eternity bounced out and then there it was, the final whistle! Brentwood under 14s were the Essex Cup winners!!
All joking aside, in the second half especially, all the boys played well and nobody out shone any of the others, the unused replacements also deserve a big mention for keeping team morale up and for being part of the squad that got Brentwood to the final in the first place, without vital performances in earlier games there would have been no final! Commiserations to Westcliff who were worthy opponents, very gracious in defeat and provided an extremely stern test for us.
I did try and get a quote from Coach Ian but for once he was speechless and by the time I remembered I didn't have a quote he was paraletic drunk and not talking any sense anyway! Captain Michael Dennis commended his team mates saying, "It was a hard game but I'm proud of all the boys and very glad to win." Chris Doble echoed these thoughts saying "It was hard work but we kept hold of the ball and cleared up at the end, it was a very good game." William Bassenger added that again "It was a difficult game but we found our strength in picking and going."
Unfortunately that was where the helpful quotes ended but for entertainment purposes I thought I'd include some of the better ones:
Matt Gray - "My nose hurts."
Joel - "I didn't get the ball."
Rob - "There was some good singing in the showers. Nice socks!" I'm not entirely sure whose socks he was talking about...
Sam Morgan - "It's the first time I've had a bleeding nose but it was bloody awesome!"
But by far the best was Chris McCarthy with the classic, "The food here's good."
A good day was had by all, although I'm sure there'll be some sore heads this morning, well done to all the boys and to any parents that were whinging at me after the game for never mentioning them in the match report, I'm open to bribes!